1. "Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need."

    (via hefuckin)s3 (via quirkyvirgin)

    (Source: dayzea, via ifweonlykneww)

  2. (via safeguards)

  3. OH MY FUCK
    If i had a nickel for every time a guy sent an unwanted nude/told me/asked me to do “things” with them after i’ve made it very clear i’m not interested in that or meaningless hookups… I’d have so many nickels i’d never have to work again.
    For fuckin reals, someone please respect my soul before you even think about my body. Fuckity fuck that’s all i want is a guy who will fall in love with my soul, my mind, me first before talking about my body like he owns it.

  4. yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

    What I lack in social skills, I make up for in useless pop culture trivia and TV/Movies quotes.

    (via the-blood-orange-viper)

  5. "My only regret is that
    I didn’t tell enough people
    to fuck off."

    My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

    (Source: lule-bell, via moo0nchild)

  6. (via mor-phing)